Thirsty
$4.99/mo
"Just a sip."
- β 3 creator follows
- β Standard-def unboxing photos
- β Community cooler access
MOST POPULAR
Premium
$14.99/mo
"The good stuff."
- β Unlimited follows
- β HD unboxing + backstage recycling-crate
- β Tip jar access
- β Early drops
Vault
$49.99/mo
"Collector's aluminum."
- β Everything in Premium
- β Limited-edition can NFTs
- β 1:1 DM access (3β5 business days)
- β Exclusive Vault-only content
All plans include
- Cancel anytime (we’ll be sad, but the can will understand)
- Secure payment processing via fictional escrow
- 80/20 revenue split (can keeps 80%, OnlyCans takes 20%)
- No ads. Ever. Cans deserve better.